blua: just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16 year old Olympians and we’re all here in our rooms running our blogs at least we’re running
plot twist: the queen locks everyone in the stadium and shouts “happy hunger games”
Why I Love My Mother
Politician at door: (blah blah blah)...and my strong commitment to traditional family values, as my wife of 28 years will attest.
Shade's mom: Sir, I don't care if you have orgies every Tuesday night so long as you get your job done.
Shade's mom: Also, if "traditional family values" is a sneaky way of saying "anti-gay marriage stance," you should know that my daughter is bisexual, and if I never get to cry at her wedding because some law you passed made her wedding illegal, I will personally see that your wife of 28 years has a lesbian awakening in time for you to discover the virtues of traditional divorce.
Politician: ...you have yourself a nice day, m'am.
one girl in all the world.: How to tell if you're... →
nerds-are-in: brilliantly written characters everyone you love dies perfect canon ships perfect canon ships that crash and burn with the intensity of a meteor shower blasting to earth Nathan Fillion is in it Felicia Day dies in it badass female characters sass small baby animals are…
Deciding not to get into a facebook argument with a homophobe, getting another beer instead
teamwalmart: jellybeing: gracesloth: offbeatorbit: OK, I can explain. At some point in high school I received this Harry Potter doll as a gift. Shortly after the little rubber glasses came off and my friend, Rodolfo, and I got tired of his Sorcerer’s Stone clothes. So we transformed the HP doll into a high fashion model, and Dolfo made clothes for him out of scraps of fabric and napkins...
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
Plays Skyrim for 5 hours
Turns off console, walks outside
Hears distant thunder
Me: Shit not another dragon
Me: I need to learn self-control
me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday