September 2012
73 posts
August 2012
49 posts
friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
friend:
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
“[C]onservatives are now the calm, measured voices of reason as well as...”
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Arthur Herman for Fox News, on the RNC convention’s speakers.
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And if you do, by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-saving or otherwise procedure or act should be allowed to be administered. You got yourself into this mess, you have to live with the consequences.
You should see drowning as a gift.
You, there with the…
timaeustestified:
what if every time someone asked my gender i just regurgitated a weird captcha at them
“so wait are you REALLY a girl or a boy?”
cause of death: unexpected autoplay
Teacher: where's your homework
Me: why are you so obsessed with me
loves-not-a-three-way-street:
ja-10:
221cbakerstreet:
my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”
I love the bonus round where you try to convince yourself that you can watch a 45 minute episode in like 20 minutes
the best part is “who needs sleep you’re only 5 episodes away from the season finale”
plot twist: the season finale is three parts
50 shades of hipster: he pulled down my aztec leggings whilst I undid his chinos, we then took off each others vans and poured tea over ourselves
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youngstero:
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast
